Nine Dead

Reviewed: October 10th 2017

Director: Chris Shadley
Stars: Melissa Joan HartWilliam Lee ScottJohn Terry

“Nine strangers are kidnapped and forced to figure out the connection they have to each other as one has to die every ten minutes.”

We review this classic from 2010 and decide if it’s a stick, bust or bump!

Pompeii

Reviewed: October 10th 2017

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Stars: Kit HaringtonEmily BrowningKiefer Sutherland

“A slave-turned-gladiator finds himself in a race against time to save his true love, who has been betrothed to a corrupt Roman Senator. As Mount Vesuvius erupts, he must fight to save his beloved as Pompeii crumbles around him.”

We review this classic from 2014 and decide if it’s a stick, bust or bump!

Dude, Where’s My Car?

Reviewed: July 30th 2017

Director: Danny Leiner
Stars: Aston Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Jennifer Garner

“Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.”

We review this classic from 2000 and decide if it’s a stick, bust or bump!

How To Plan An Orgy In A Small Town

Reviewed: May 28th 2017

Director: Jeremy LaLonde
Stars: Jewel Staite, Ennis Esmer

When “town slut” turned sex columnist Cassie Cranston returns for her mother’s funeral it spices things up in the small town of Beaver’s Ridge when a group of eccentric town folk, each with their own motives, convince her to plan an orgy.

We review this classic from 2015 and decide if it’s a stick, bust or bump!

The Bounty Hunter

Reviewed: May 15th 2017

Director: Andy Tennant
Stars: Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler

A bounty hunter learns that his next target is his ex-wife, a reporter working on a murder cover-up. Soon after their reunion, the always-at-odds duo find themselves on a run-for-their-lives adventure.

We review this classic from 2010 and decide if it’s a stick, bust or bump!

Bounty Killer

Reviewed: May 15th 2017

Director: Henry Saine
Stars: Matthew Marsden, Christian Pitre, Barak Hardley

Bounty killers compete for body count, fame and a fat stack of cash. They’re ending the plague of corporate greed and providing the survivors of the apocalypse with retribution. This is the age of the BOUNTY KILLER.

We review this classic from 2013 and decide if it’s a stick, bust or bump!

SuperBob

Reviewed: August 27th 2016

Director: Jon Drever
Stars: Brett Goldstein, Catherine Tate, Natalia Tena

Robert Kenner is a lonely man looking for love. Today, if he can actually get his boss to give him some time off, he is going on his first date for 6 years. Oh, and he is also the world’s only SuperHero.

We review this classic from 2015 and decide if it’s a stick, bust or bump!

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